Mine will always be from The Office when they’re using the CPR dummy.
Rose: So assessing the situation, are they breathing?
Michael: No Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Rose: No, that’s not part of it
Michael: Where are they? You know what, if we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there.
Even Stevens, by Luis to Ren.
"What’s life if you don’t pull down your pants and slide down the ice, Ren?!"
April 30th, 2010 at 6:53 am
"Cheese" - The Cheese Show
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:09 am
I dont get it
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:21 am
"Legen….wait for it….dary!!"
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:28 am
peter griffin- im not drunk im just really tired from drinking all night
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April 30th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Even Stevens, by Luis to Ren.
"What’s life if you don’t pull down your pants and slide down the ice, Ren?!"
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April 30th, 2010 at 8:00 am
whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for herpes that s*hit will follow you back.
lol
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April 30th, 2010 at 8:46 am
awww I thought you were getting your a** kicked
scrubs
doctor cox said that to JD
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April 30th, 2010 at 9:35 am
My favorite is from George Lopez, he was yelling at his daughter Carmen for her report card and said, "What do all the C`s stand for on your report card, Ca, Ca, College!??" LOL it was so funny.
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April 30th, 2010 at 10:19 am
From "My Name Is Earl"
"The only thing Randy is afraid of is birds……And the Pope’s hat, but that’s mainly because he thinks there’s a bird under it…"
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April 30th, 2010 at 10:56 am
That episode is funny, especially when it’s Kevin’s turn and he’s tired of doing CPR on the dummy and he just stops and says "Call it." But my favorite is also from The Office and it’s Michael’s speech on bro’s before ho’s.
"Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly…she’s not yo’ ho no mo.’"
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April 30th, 2010 at 11:44 am
Angelo Garepe: Rusty, I think he bangs his wife in installments.
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The Sopranos
April 30th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Hello Ladies,
Look at your man,
now back to me,
now back at your man,
now back to me,
sadly he isnt me,
but if he stopped using lady sented bodywash
and swithed to Old Spice
he could smell like he’s me.
look down, back up.
where are you?
you are on a boat, with the man your man could smell like.
what’s in your hand,
back at me, I have it,
its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love,
now look again, the tickets are now diamonds!!
eveything is possible when you man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
im on a horse
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April 30th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
lolz……..
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April 30th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Charlie: Oh s***. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked ‘Pirate’? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked ‘Private.’ Is that the door you’re talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn’t say . . what’d you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked ‘Pirate’.
Charlie: No, that’s not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
April 30th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Quagmire [as President Clinton]: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gi-googidy that girl. I geschmoegedied her geflaivedy with my googus. And I am sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQmeksP4GtY
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